YEAH, I'VE MADE A LOT OF HEAVY PLAYLISTS...

…but this is the heaviest playlist I’ve ever made. If you don’t believe me, just start with “No Ordinary Love” from the 1992 monsterpiece Love Deluxe (not to mention “Like a Tattoo” or “Bullet Proof Soul” or damn near any song on that album), or how about “Somebody Already Broke My Heart” from the 2000 album Lovers Rock, or even on back to “War of the Hearts” from the 1985 album Promise. That should do it, and just shuffle out anywhere from there, all brought to you by the actual Bond Villian of Streaming Services, the one and only S****fy. (Other Bond Villian-hosted heavy playlists by yours truly can be found here.)